at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
(Source: chickensandwich)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
(Source: northbound)
Just writing some down
I need those lips just to know what it feels like.
I just imagine her lips against mine and I know that is feels right
The way she looks she can’t get left cause she real right
She got the body of a goddess and a smile like a diamond
All fell together right like perfect timing
She got my mind crazy all Im doin is rhymin
She says she loves when I write for her
Which makes alot of sense cause I think I’m right for her
I would stay for weeks just to catch a sight of her
Kissing the second I see her and take a bite of her
So crazy I’m down for the flight to her
Loves a battlefield and I’m down to fight for her
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop)
